Today, June 10th, I'm writing haikus for donations of one dollar or more to my summer short film project, hosted on Kickstarter, called "Winner Winner, Chicken Diner" (no typo). Here I will keep a list of the random and hilarious haiku's I've immortalized donors with:
Jon Duey
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Jon Duey is not man
He is palatial splendor
Look on him and weep
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P.S. Palatial is 3 syllables.
P.P.S. I'm treating Duey like one syllable (obviously)
John Ludden
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Can one say of him
As strong as a portcullis
As supple as cheese?
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@belastrid21 (twitter)
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Your name means beauty
Celestial, a word I like
Both are delicious
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Sean Zicari
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Sprinkle stars in skies
speak your name deliciously
I once at a cat
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Mike Humphrey
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Our names are Michael
Your beard is most impressive
Therefore, so is mine
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@kali_leighh
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One letter removed
From the state that I am in
Kali, name of sea salt
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